You can just go ahead and have this sent to me at my college address…
This gold-painted metal box with angels on top is just like the one that caused so much worry for Indiana Jones. It’s much smaller of course (presumably meant to hold the Ten Tiny Commandments), but the removable lid will allow you to store tiny relics inside. Enjoy the power this relic brings; we guarantee you’ll have no more trouble from Nazi archaeologists if you keep your Ark handy. The box measures 2 x 1-1/4” x 1-1/2”; total dimensions including stand are 4-1/4” x 2-1/4” x 3”. Wrath of God not included.
So, I’m going to need this.