Destroyer

At my office, the custodians keep putting in this disgustingly sweet air fragrance-thing into the bathroom. It’s horrible. It smells like your peeing in the lifesaver factory in the pineapple department. I want to puke every time I go in there. So one person in our office always takes it down.

Today, I decided that it would be me.

But I couldn’t figure out how to take it out of its holder. 

Broke the holder. Someone from a DIFFERENT office came in and saw my vandalization. Gave me a weird look.

I threw away the smelly thing. Hoped that the thing would stay in place.

As I walked out, it clattered to the floor. I ran away. The lady from the other office kept peeing.

I don’t even know what to say.