… are bullshit.
“I’m getting married so buy me presents! Here are things that I want. You can either buy me a meat tenderizer for $10 (cheap skate) or a Kitchen Aid mixer for $350 on sale (if you really like me! Either way, you need to buy me what I want.”
It’s so stupid. I consider myself to have lived a mildly successful life up to this point and if I needed a meat tenderizer (or vegetable in my case), I would buy it myself.
Which also leads me to wonder: if I ever do get married, what the hell would I ever ask for?