schnack-attack (Wedding registries)

9 months ago (6 notes)

#marriage
#ramblings
#presents
#wedding

Wedding registries

… are bullshit.

“I’m getting married so buy me presents! Here are things that I want. You can either buy me a meat tenderizer for $10 (cheap skate) or a Kitchen Aid mixer for $350 on sale (if you really like me! Either way, you need to buy me what I want.”

It’s so stupid. I consider myself to have lived a mildly successful life up to this point and if I needed a meat tenderizer (or vegetable in my case), I would buy it myself.

Which also leads me to wonder: if I ever do get married, what the hell would I ever ask for?

lindseynoelle said: monay.
uncharted-territories said: idk if you ever watched SATC, but carrie has a registry for being single. fab. and you could ask for donations to your favorite charities!
totallynotkelsey said: Last time I bought a present off a registry, I noticed that they put DUCT TAPE on their list. FUCKING DUCT TAPE. Like, they didn’t have that shit in their junk drawer already?
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alex-lately said: yo so i ALWAYS get people wine glasses. I don’t even look at their registries, which is probably crazy fucked up — but so are they for thinking I’d drop $250 on a crystal serving dish for them.
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